6 definitions by dead general

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A crazy bitch is one of the female gender who will spontaneously attack you with their purse, kicks your ass when they sit behind you, looks up "hard core sex" on laptops, claims to be an angel, and many other things.
NOTE- numbers taken off the end of name in order to keep identity private.

NotAnAngel lol (11:15:05 PM): how am i such a crazybitch
PrOjEcTInSaNiTy (11:15:23 PM): umm...you just are
PrOjEcTInSaNiTy (11:15:40 PM): ask kyle, we could make a big list of crazy things about you
NotAnAngel lol (11:15:43 PM): what did i do im an angel
PrOjEcTInSaNiTy (11:15:52 PM): LMFAO
PrOjEcTInSaNiTy (11:15:58 PM): ok
PrOjEcTInSaNiTy (11:16:08 PM): i'm adding "crazy bitch" to urban dictionary
by dead general March 27, 2005

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a wee-wee
or a winkie
Some people have small dinkies.
by dead general March 28, 2005

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What one says whenever his nervous system has completely broken down and he has become unstable.
<<OMGFU UR GAY>> says:
so r u gonna let me borrow?
«Dead General - You're a Douchebag» says:
borrow what
<<OMGFU UR GAY>> says:
the money for the concert
«Dead General - You're a Douchebag» says:
not really
<<OMGFU UR GAY>> says:
please
«Dead General - You're a Douchebag» says:
no
<<OMGFU UR GAY>> says:
please
«Dead General - You're a Douchebag» says:
no
<<OMGFU UR GAY>> says:
PLEAS!
«Dead General - You're a Douchebag» says:
OMG FLRAGH!
by dead general March 21, 2005

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A Hagrid-ass chick who follows me around and has deluded herself into believing that I want her.
Kyle said, "Dude, Ariel is looking for you, bail!"
by dead general March 28, 2005

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Der Fuhrer, or Adolf Hitler. He kicked the jews ass and almost had humanity freed of shackles until Russia had to intervene.
The great Nazi leader has fallen! NOOO!
by dead general March 28, 2005

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A piss-poor song by the YingYang twins. The chorus, "To da window, to da wall, till da sweat drops down mah balls" actually means, outside of African terms, "To the glass obstruction, to the structural exterior, till the perspirant drops down my male reproductive organs"
Get low blows ass. Nobody likes get low.
by dead general March 27, 2005

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