Naomi is a true aspiring hipster pirate wench. She is fairly flexible and really does have awesome friends. Naomi also likes ties and you know you'll get lucky if she asks you your weight. She is extremely blunt and zany.
Dude 1: Dude, let's hang out with Nao-may, our favorite pirate wench! Maybe we can do aerobics!
Dude 2:Dude, yes I love Naomi! Maybe she will ask me how much I weigh!!