1 definition by dbacon

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A person, typically in their teens, who finds it cool to degrade themselves. Can be heard exclaiming, "Sweet! I win for the lowest grade in class!" May also be caught giving advice to new kids on how to ditch, where to smoke, and how to really piss teachers off.
Peter Griffin was a garfin in school, and still is!
by dbacon March 06, 2009

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