2 definitions by david1225

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To be rendered permanently stupid as a result of excessive Botox injections. Often used in conjunction with the adjective "reided," which refers to a syndrome in which ordinary declarative statements are converted into idiotic gibberish as a result of too much exposure to herbicides.
Lydia's final trip to the plastic surgeon went terribly wrong, leaving her pelosified.

"We lost another public official to pelosification," Jill exclaimed as she dropped the hypodermic syringe.

Nancy was both reided and pelosified, rendering her unable to function in adult society.
by david1225 February 21, 2010

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Collecting large numbers of words and assembling them into lengthy sentences that have little or no meaning. Elected officials are expected to demonstrate a core competency in obamagrification before being sworn into office. The stringing together of obamagrified sentences into paragraphs or entire speeches is known as obamablahblahblahtion.
Chip realized that he could never be elected to Congress unless he mastered the art of obamagrification, instead of clinging to his old habit of saying meaningful things.

Try as he might to engage in obamagrification, Pete kept falling back on old habits and, soon, found himself revealing his true opinions.
by david1225 February 21, 2010

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