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31 definitions by david blomstrom

 
15.
One of many nicknames for Microsoft, this one hinting at the bureaucratic inertia and bloated code it has become famous for; generally synonymous with Microsloth.
Will Microslug release another Windows upgrade in our lifetime, or is Vista the end of the Road Ahead?
by David Blomstrom October 03, 2007
 
16.
1. A person who publicly supports Microsoft while turning a blind eye to its corruption.
2. A person who uses Microsoft products or services, particularly one who publicly supports Microsoft while turning a blind eye to its corruption.
There are probably millions of Microsofties who think Bill Gates is God, just as right-wingers worship George W. Bush (who is a major Microsofty in his own right).
by David Blomstrom October 03, 2007
 
17.
A person who is duped or coerced into using Microsoft software.
Millions of Microslaves could win their freedom if they'd just get a Mac.
by David Blomstrom October 03, 2007
 
18.
One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully.
Blinded by greed, Bill Gates may be Mickeysoft's worst enemy.
by David Blomstrom October 03, 2007
 
19.
One of many nicknames for Microsoft, though it can also be applied to the corporation's ethically challenged founder, Bill Gates.
Like George W. Bush, the Beast of Redmond will probably fail in its bid for world domination, if Vista is any clue.
by David Blomstrom October 03, 2007
 
20.
One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully.
Only Sillysoft could produce two major software upgrades (Vista and Internet Exploder 7.0) that motivate consumers to downgrade back to the original versions.
by David Blomstrom October 03, 2007
 
21.
A person who supports Microsoft, particularly in the political arena.
George W. Bush may be the most powerful Microsoft whore on the planet.
by David Blomstrom October 03, 2007