1431 definitions by dave

Something unpleasant.

(Der. "bleer", "bleerer" - the stuff in your eyes which makes one bleery eyed in the morning; Scots Eng.)
Mack hasn't washed for a week - he's so blee.
by Dave April 06, 2004
The true power behind the United States of America.
"Although we, the people, have the power, it is Congress that decides whether or not our power is acceptable. Use your Amendment X responsibly."
-me
by Dave November 03, 2004
*A reptile (aka : lizard) with the characteristics of being one long body, moving by means of muscular movements within its body to "slither". Snakes come in a wide variety of different species, such as pythons, cobras, vipers, and many others; the largest is the anaconda. Many snakes are also poisonous to various species, including humans, because its fangs are rife with a powerful venom. The snake is thus a very fearful predator.

*A slang term for a man's penis.

*Short name for Solid Snake, the main character of the Metal Gear series.

*A term to refer to stealing (or snatching, snagging, etc), often through stealthy, clandestine means.

*A common name for a member of a gang.
"In the Age of Our Founding Fathers, the snake was the symbol of independence."
-a quote from an E3 ad for MGS2, May 2001

"I just snaked your chair!"

"In MGS3 you'll be able to eat snakes. Yummy...^-^"

PERSON : "What's your name?"
LEATHER-CLAD MIDDLE-AGE DUDE : "Snake".

"Now here's a very good shot of an Alabama blacksnake."
-the black dude from Full Metal Jacket after he whips out his schlong for that one chick
by Dave April 23, 2004
SAS
Special Air Service.

The name for England's most powerful, elite special forces squad, specializing especially in counterterrorism. History dates back to WWII, thus making this unit also specialize in battlefield tactics.
What makes the SAS so superior in countless aspects is that their men have experience. The training is, naturally, extremely rigorous and demanding, and to top it all off they put you through a jungle course that lasts for 7 weeks. If you make it through the SAS's hellish training, you EARN a beret (as opposed to the US Army Green Beret being given them).

The SAS is perhaps the second most powerful commando unit in the world, just slightly below the US Navy SEAL unit. But as mentioned before, the fact that the SAS are experienced could make their superior American counterpart look a little iffy in certain areas.
"There's also the german GSG-9 (Grenschutz Gruppe) & KSK (Kommando Speziel Kraft), the french GIGN (I forget what it means, which is no surprise because I bearly remember french-writing), the italian COMSUBIN (Italian Navy SEAL's), south-korean RKMC (Republic of Korea Marine Corps, aka : Invincible Marines), israeli Sayeret, japanese SAT (Special Assault Team), among COUNTLESS other special units......but the SEAL's and SAS are practically thee cream of the crop."
-me

"Who dares, wins!"
-SAS Motto

PS : Actually, the german GSG-9 and japanese SAT are more homebound-operated....I think the SAT is homebound, I dunno, maybe further....but Germany uses the KSK for international capabilities. Just FYI.
by Dave February 16, 2004
TLC
Tender Love and Care
That dirtmobile needs some TLC
by Dave April 26, 2003
a fat bastard that lives in my house
nena u fat bastard!!!!
by dave April 20, 2005
*To masturbate.

*A type of military operation and technique involving a solo commando unit.

*To not wear underwear (the reason for this really revolves around the fact that commando missions are so intense that you supposedly shit your pants...thus if you don't wear underwear during a commando mission, you basically test yourself in the attempt to ensure that you don't crap yourself during the mission).
SOMEONE : "Looks like Dave's goin' commando today!"
ME (in camoflauge & aviator shades) : "Hey, I'm wearing underwear today."
by Dave April 01, 2004

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