11 definitions by darkdan

Top Definition
A clothing store owned by the GAP. Established in 1995. Usually know for their TV and radio spots that stay in your head until death.
Old Navy, Old Navy, Old Navy Performance Fleece. Old Navy, Old Navy Performance Fleece!
by DarkDan September 26, 2003
A time that many people say they never miss; They will look at the clock and catch 11:11 at least once or sometimes two times a day. Some say it's a "spiritual opening" or something like that. Some sites are devoted to this time, check on google.
I looked at the clock and it said 11:11.
by DarkDan August 16, 2004
Phrase that pisses me off. Said by people who don't want to offend anyone of any religion or culture. People should just say "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanukkah", and "Happy Kwanzaa" to the appropriate people.
Krusty (From The Simpsons): So have a merry Christmas, a Happy
Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn & dignified Ramadan.
by DarkDan December 21, 2003
Shore town in South Jersey in Cape May county. Popular vacation spot. Has many hotels, two miles of boardwalk with a few amusement parks, and a very annoying tram system that rides up and down the board.

Wildwood basically refers to these four towns: Wildwood, Wildwood Crest, North Wildwood, and West Wildwood.
As I was walking down the Wildwood boardwalk, the tram came up behind me and the old lady pulled the trigger to make the nasally, pre-recorded woman say "Watch the tram car, please. Watch the tram car, please."
by DarkDan January 28, 2004
Anagram for "My Car", as seen on recent Toyota ads.
I drove the Camry through the streets of Camden.
by DarkDan September 20, 2003
Once a part of the world's history, these things have become obsolete due to cell phones. More and more are disapearing and soon we'll all die from radiation going through our ears due to cell phones and cell towers.

Pay phones in the United States are usually tall, glass boxes with a door and usually have a telephone book with it. The cost can vary.
My cell phone wasn't working and the town took away all the pay phones, so I was stuck in my car.
by DarkDan December 23, 2003
You Owe Me A New Keyboard

Means the same thing as LOL. Literally, it means someone was drinking liquid while reading something online and laughed and got liquid all over the keyboard.

Originated on the snopes.com message board.
YOMANK! That post is funny!
by DarkDan October 10, 2003

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