3 definitions by dantechild

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The new name for Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson is the new Yoko Ono. Shes Yoko Romo.
by dantechild January 13, 2008

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Somebody who loves the camera lens almost as much as they love themselves and the way they look.
1. "Amy is such a Lensfucker. Just look at her scene picture on myspace. Camera Whore."

2. David and Victoria Beckham are a pair of lensfuckers.
by dantechild February 08, 2007

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1. Rhyming slang for 'the Shitter' i.e. the toilet. Used by employees of the Radisson SAS Hotel chain. It is a reference to Swiss national Kurt Ritter, the companys CEO since 1989.
shitter

2. Rhyming slang for the anus. Also used by employees of the Radisson SAS chain for the reasons listed above.
1. I need to void my bowels. I'm gonna stop by the Kurt Ritter.

2. I've got a sore arse. My Kurt Ritter is killing me.
by dantechild October 15, 2006

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