An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate
"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"
A tome that enables the user to understand what is being said by the drunkest of people.
- Furginell, islate, gemmeefurgincab
- Stand back, I have the bourban dictionary: My word, it's late, could somebody procure me a taxi please?
A politically incorrect way of explaining how gay men are attracted to gay men.
-John's getting alot of attention from those moustachioed biker chaps
-Yeah, he must be pumping out some heavy fairymones
The ability to stay silent when surrounded by morons pontificating on subjects they know nothing about
- I'd have thought Daniel would have added his two penny worth by now
- By the look on his face and the blood coming from his mouth, I'd say he's using emote control
The memory of sex and the silkiness of a woman's body. The ability to almost feel what others are feeling when you haven't had a feel for ages.
I've given up using porn, I now rely solely on my ability to empathighs; so tell me some juicy gossip
Someone who, for all intents and purposes, is part of the human race, but doesn't appear to be actually have a role within the human race, such as a computer geek or a divorcee over 40
- That John needs to get a life
- Face it, he's just a life extra
Any relief or succour got from a religious body, particularly in times of stress (confession) or dire straits (last rites)
After the divorce he thought that he was Hell bound, until he recieved some preacher comforts