1. (noun) an underground porn fetish that features prominently the cheddar-like smeg that accumulates under the foreskin on an unwashed penis. a popular scene in cheddarporn involves making women lick the "cheddar" off a mans penis.
2. (adjective) the quality of or pertaining to cheddarporn.
3. (adjective) of very high quality. (derived from the characteristically high quality of cheddarporn compared to more mainstream types of pornography).
here check this out, marty k went to amsterdam and bagged us some really hardcore cheddarporn.
check out the cheddar on that guys cock! she's not gonna eat that surely???!! fucking right she did too, this is the best cheddarporn ive ever seen.
this smack is fucking cheddarporn (ie of high quality)
while the plot is hardly original, the narrative is well-structured and the cinematography is absolutely cheddarporn
an extremely strong alcoholic drink. 8 shots of vodka (ulster shots, 35ml) thrown in a pint glass with some ice and topped up with blue wkd. derived from the special k and named after former european golden boot winner and manchester united legend diego forlan
whys dave lying face down on the floor?
cos he's just had a diego forlan and 2 special ks the mad bastard