The unfortunate event where
a man who loves to give blow jobs, takes on more than he can swallow resulting
in a traumatized adams apple which ultimately cracks
in half and nearly shatters within his throat.
Symptoms includes: Swollen
Epiglottis, inability to hold
a conversation beyond 20 seconds, aggressive puss sack
build up in esophagus, shifted carotid artery.
symptoms may require immediate medical attention.
Doctor - "Damn this is the 6th "Cracked Adams" case I've seen this weekend."
Nurse - "What do you expect, The Ring
Hole* just opened up in gay town
Doctor - "No shit! Hey I heard
they have good wings."
*see defined word for description