1 definition by dan and eric

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the act of gathering various pets or animals and placing them in your bed while you bang your girlfriend -> may result in various scratches all over your body
charicter one: - i pulled a zoo keeper last night
friend: - really? how was it?
charicter 1: - it was going well untill my girlfriend found out it was the dog licking her and not me
by dan and eric September 26, 2006

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