Qualifications for membership:
1.Must be a shitty dancer.
2.Also must think your the shit
3.must be under 5'9 and a scene fuck.
4.hate everyone but crew members.
5.try to accompalate every venue in the south.
6.in order to get it, you have to get fucked in the ass by keebler while eating his cookies.
7.Must have he ability to Shit talk(horribly)
8.Cant have a vagina!
9.Must obey santa claus and his elf/troll!