Friend:" now then mate how did the fuck sesh go with that hotty from ibiza?"
Man: " not to good mate, got her round to mine took off her clothes and pants to find a slush pit, the smell made me gag!"
Friend: " so did you not get any action then?"
Man: " No i still fucked her, it was just messy and my tongue is hairy and my mouth wont stop watering also iv got a load of large lumps
all over my penis"
Friend: " sounds like youve caught mouth aids
Man: " Fuck!!"