help,help i seem to have fallen over and twisted my knee. fear not young sir i am from st john ambulance, hold still whilst i apply this cold sponge to your general person. hey thats not my knee, thats my groin. young sir you are in a state of shock i am not a peado look i have a black uniform and a white armband you can trust me.
the most wonderful place on earth, where segregation is still the norm. best town in ireland. there are no pretences here no joking like americans and canada we really do hate each other and its fuckin great i love it. we dont mix in sport or school or socially. we dont marry them'ens and have none as friends. belfast is not some hip happenin place it is a shit hole. anybody who wants peace in belfast and for us to mix is a drug demented hippy. but dont come here and see for yourself we really dont want you here. bad points immigration is sky high so is personal crime and drug use
a dumb uneducated female version of a belfast hood. normal habitat is any street corner where they get fucked for a cigarette by said hood. mainly found nowdays in belfast and derry. they come in two species "prod and taig" prods have a rangers top trackie bottoms and cheap bling, taigs celtic tops but similar attire. when observed they are known to use excessive foul language drink wkd and give hand jobs to stinkin hood car thieves who will no doubt impregnate the dumb slags soon enough and the tax payers will end up footing the bill for another useless bunch of fucks. the kindest thing to do to a millie is sterilize it before it spreads its unwanted bastards into the genetic pool. see also death driver,hood, joy rider
a plastic paddy is someone who thinks they're irish when born in any other country but ireland. could also be used to describe protestants in the south of ireland who arent irish by birth or descendancy. most plastic paddys have little or no irish blood in them and come from the states or australia.
see that st paddys day march, everyone of them a plastic paddy all wannabe's seen more irish blood when i cut meself shaving
inoffensive term used by protestants in the north of ireland to try and annoy the rightful inhabitants of the whole of ireland. comes from the fianna in irish mythology and then was hijacked by irish immigrants in the states to form the fenian brotherhood who fought for irish freedom by sitting in bars in new york and lamented about ould ireland who then went on to ram their country of origin down everybodys throat by having st patricks day marches and thanks to them 90 percent of americans lay claim to irish descent on one day of the year when it suits them.
the fools the fools they have left us our fenian dead.
a derogatory term for a scot or welsh person. usually used by english people to describe themselves or when talking about scotland and wales. a bastard race born out of saxon/german/frankish/anglo and roman inter breeding not to confused with the celtic or gaelic race. a native of the island of britain. absolutley nothing to do with ireland.
zola budd and greg rusedski two of the best brit sports persons of all times
a native of new zealand which is a huge green island broken in 2 halves known as big new zealand and wee new zealand. the non-natives are a bit of an odd bunch they have a really irritating nasal whiney voice which is far worse than the aussie accent. they don't treat the natives as bad as the aussies treat the aboriginals but they do supply them with subsidised beer gardens as well. they have no sense of humour, are shit at most sports. some good television programmes are made there "shortland street" and hercules and zena warrior princess. they don't know what sarcasm is either. its capital town is wellington which was named after the rubber boot because it rains so much down there. new zealand is also famous for a lot of things. they use the dollar and worship an english queen so a bit like canada but without the french.
a kiwi walked into a bar and said "i'd loikee a beah plaze"