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23 definitions by da hood'

23. Lampshade jew bastard
The jews were made into household items for pure entertainment and laughs.
lampshade jew bastard!!!!
jew gestapo swastika nazi hitler soap
by da hood' Jul 27, 2006 share this
22. doctor
a inept person who injects you full of crack when your not looking. when they "take blood" they are actually injecting you with crack or giving you a disease that they will charge you to cure later on! if you complain theyll lock you in a room and stick icepicks in your balls!
crackheads start in the E.R wing
by da hood' Feb 8, 2005 share this
21. Chat Room
A place where pedophiles spawn. AOL chat rooms and any other sort are spawnign grounds for these sick individuals. AOL is never safe. Remember, wherever you are on the internet, the pederasts lurk!
dont talk to them! never!
by da hood' Jan 29, 2005 share this
20. crucified upside down for being a prick
what happened to St Peter because he was acting like a shithead.
nail! AHHHHH! Nail! AHHHHH! Kathwap! AHHHH!
by da hood' Jan 16, 2005 share this
19. crack! AHHHH!
what it sounded like when the guards broke jesus' nose and yanked it outward in a funny position and this is why jews have huge noses today!
crack! AHHHH! Crack! AHHHHH Crack! AHHHHHH! Crack! AHHHH!
by da hood' Jan 16, 2005 share this
18. swipe
What my kitty does to me when i turn my back! mistress kat is a cruel swipist who slashes ribbons into my flesh!
shing........SWIPE! reowr!
by da hood' Jan 3, 2005 share this
17. achilles tendon
The first thing you should go for in a fight! try taking a sharp object and when they lunge at you duck down and slash their achilles tendon wide open. You have won the fight and now have them 100% under your control.
that would really, really hurt but its an effective method.
by da hood' Jan 3, 2005 share this