The damaged, disorganized, and dirty state of everything at your command after all of the Navy reservists come in to play Navy for the weekend.
LT: I need that report before the PB&J meeting.
PO1: Sorry, Sir. We can't print anything because the two remaining printers we had got SELRESed this weekend.
LT: How does everything get so fubar in two days?
PO1: I don't know, Sir. No matter how many times we put it out, they can't seem to help going full retard.