1) Person who does not believe in banks (as such, retains funds as gold plated jewellery)
2) Someone who believes they can go out about their everyday business wearing head-to-toe white without getting it dirty.
3) Someone who believes they are capable of assaulting others. (one who is mislead).
4) Someone who pretends to take drugs, but in fact cannot afford such a habit.
5) Someone who feels strongly against the artistic talents of the real world, and so create their own, self contained culture.
That chav is a monkey. (or) That chav belongs in a zoo.