2 definitions by d b

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When a male has a semi or half erection; i.e. your cock is half-mast like a flag when a President dies.
Todd: For some reason I couldn't get it all the way up last night.

Dan: Oh........you had a Gerald Ford?

or

Vanessa: You have a Gerald Ford again? Do we have to have sex?
by d b August 30, 2007

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A less offensive way of pointing out that a male is extremely homosexual, i.e. very flamboyant.
Hey, check out our waiter.......he is so lemons!

or

When John squatted close behind you when you were lining up your putt.........I could totally tell he was lemons.
by d b August 29, 2007

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