The act of becoming
lagged: Because broadband is much like crack, we need access to it 24/7. When our gloriously fast connection slows by mere
milliseconds we become irate and frustrated. In some instances, a feeling of malcontent creeps into the soul of the afflicted. Time and reality is distorted beyond recognition. This
is what is common referred to as "lagging" in the gamer world. Lagging has been associated with the mysterious and random creation of acronyms such as STFU and WTF. Beware of those suffering from this
affliction. Warping, twitching, and team genocide
are common side
effects of lagging.