2 definitions by crying monkey
A jet pack is a really really annoying person who turns up to every social event and no one actually knows who invites them. They get lary after one can of lager and will shoot their mouth off to whoever is in close proximity, even to people they don't even know. A jet pack invariably supports Man Utd, and will defend to the death their god given right to brag about how successful their team is to anyone and everyone that they know on facebook, even though chances are they live in the London area and have probably never even been to see a game.
'Mate, I was trying to talk to this girl at the party last night but every time we were alone this guy kept coming over and screaming Man Utd chants in my face.'
'Oh yeah I know that guy, who keeps inviting him places? Classic jet pack!'
'Oh yeah I know that guy, who keeps inviting him places? Classic jet pack!'
by crying monkey May 14, 2011
A g-peng is a girl with ginger hair (or any other colour variation that they like to call it.....but everyone knows it's ginger) who defies all the genetic rules and is actually amazingly attractive.....they're a very rare breed.
by crying monkey July 3, 2011