2 definitions by crookedmist

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you sit in a chair place your elbow on your knee with your fist in the air. your good friend (normally a guy) then sits on your hand fisting himself while still standing. then you give him a reach around. the overwhelming pleasure causes your friend to flinch and jerk, looking like a puppet.
wow i couldn't believe Jon let me puppet-yank him last night.
by crookedmist July 30, 2010

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when you anally fist someone with diarrhea and you pull your arm out and its covered you from your wrist, up with poo. looking like a bronze gauntlet.
i was grossed out last night when i fisted mary and she gave me a bronze gauntlet.
by crookedmist July 30, 2010

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