2 definitions by crispindry

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Tea, white-nun

Tea avec milk but sans sugar.
Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Julie-Andrews!"
LOTH "fancy a shag BTW?"
Builder "No, I'm a lesbian"
by crispindry July 19, 2009

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Tea, Black Nun
Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"
by crispindry July 19, 2009

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