2 definitions by crimsonchin27
The act of attempting to instill fear into someones mind by sharply turning your head only and staring into their eyes with a sharp look, only to fail due to not being threatening or deadly in anyway. Usually attempted by fat, overweight people, or by a man by the name of Johnathan Diaz.
Reference to Steven Seagals film cover of "Today You Die"
Reference to Steven Seagals film cover of "Today You Die"
"I bumped into someone earlier and he tried to give me the Seagal Staredown. Was I supposed to feel threatened?"
by crimsonchin27 March 30, 2011
The attitude of being arragontly persistant with matters that have no actual importance or meaning. Similar to being cocky, but the effect is much more irritating as the person is usually not in good enough shape (physically/mentally) to be this way at all. Just happens to be white.
Jeff to Mike: So I was working out today, and like 5 girls came and told me how sexy and fit I was, because before I just did normal working out, i used to be in UFC as a cage fighter, but that was only after i collected a handfull of crotch rockets and racing bikes. Its not a big deal but people just seem to flock to me. It's understandable, but i dont plan for it to happen.
(Friends outside the conversation)
John to Derrick: Dude, who's that guy talking to Mike?
Derrick to John: Oh, thats Jeff, hes mad pillsburing right now.
(Friends outside the conversation)
John to Derrick: Dude, who's that guy talking to Mike?
Derrick to John: Oh, thats Jeff, hes mad pillsburing right now.
by crimsonchin27 March 30, 2011