11 definitions by cricket

11.	cody peet
	buy cody peet mugs, tshirts and magnets cody peet is a boy with stinky feet and he sits around all day and likes to beat his meat......he likes to make out with fat chicks and finds out they got big dicks....then he runs away and passes out and waits for his penis to become nice and stout hahahah lil chodey peet hahaha cody peet is the anal king by cricket Apr 2, 2005 share this
10.	chronic lyricosis
	buy chronic lyricosis mugs, tshirts and magnets a debilitating disease wherein an individual consistently hears incorrect lyrics to songs "there's a bathroom on the right" in lieu of "there's a bad moon on the rise" by cricket Mar 22, 2005 share this
9.	dick tease
	buy dick tease mugs, tshirts and magnets a girl who looks pretty good and flirts with a bunch of guys but doesn't actually like them or want to have anything to do with 'em; leads people on ex1. lifeguard who'll let you put your feet in the pool but won't let you jump in. ex2. forest ranger who give matches to a pyro and tells 'em not to burn the forest down. Hey look at that girl. She's such a dick tease, kinda reminds me of that jennifer miles girl who likes chicks. by Cricket Sep 13, 2004 share this
8.	biff
	buy biff mugs, tshirts and magnets The main character in the book, Lamb The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. He invented sarcasm. "La-la-la. Hey Roman guy, too bad about your getting stabbed. La-la-la. It's probably not a message from God or nothing. La-la-la. Telling you that maybe you should have gone home, la, la, la. Instead of oppressing the chosen people who God hisownself has said that he likes better than you. Fa, la, la, la." -Biff, when distracting a Roman gaurd so Jesus could bring a man back from the dead when they were young. by Cricket Jun 19, 2004 share this
7.	Cartoon Network
	buy cartoon network mugs, tshirts and magnets An increasingly terrible network which introduced good shows, such as Dexter's Lab, and Samuri Jack, then overdid them. Now, Dexter's Lab is no longer funny. None of the newer versions of any of the cartoons are funny. The reruns still provoke laughter, but the new ones are just sad. Despite it's lack of humor, Cartoon Network is better than Nickelodeon. by Cricket Jun 19, 2004 share this
6.	strait up
	buy strait up mugs, tshirts and magnets an agreement john:dawg she has a phat ass Me:strait up dawg by Cricket Oct 27, 2003 share this
5.	jump
	buy jump mugs, tshirts and magnets a surprised attack by a large group of peeps apone a smaller groups of peeps Homie see thoses fags over there? the short one fucked my gurl, lets jump those bitches by Cricket Oct 27, 2003 share this

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