56 definitions by creedmoor

Bill O'Reilly's sexual fantasy involving a busty Fox News producer.
"Bill O'Reilly only thinks of one type of Bush during his Carribean shower fantasy."
by Creedmoor October 14, 2004
What you find in the bowl the morning after eating corn.
"Phew! I just evacuated a big corn doody."
by Creedmoor October 11, 2004
The first family on an all-white block to sell to blacks.
"That Aloysus McFeeney is a real blockbuster!"
by Creedmoor October 11, 2004
When you don't have a handkerchief or a tissue, you place your thumb over one nostril and proceed to expel your snot out the other. Also know as: Let the Sidewalk Be Your Handkerchief."
I couldn't find a Kleenex, so I leaned out the window and gave a farmer's wipe.
by Creedmoor October 19, 2009
The showbiz art of upstaging someone. It began when it was Sammy Davis, Jr.'s turn to move down on Johnny Carson's couch to make room for the next guest. WHen that guest said something funny, Sammy would react by laughing loudly, slapping his knee and falling to the floor. The audience would then begin laughing at Sammy and not the guest.
Next to the Candy Man, no one was better at "pulling a Sammy" than Milton Berle.
by creedmoor August 14, 2006
Giving a guy a hand job with a lot of lubricant.
The car was too small to fuck in so we bought some Astro Glide at the Walgreen's and Janice gave me a golden baton.
by creedmoor July 15, 2006
A show-biz term of endearment popularized on the Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon for Muscular Dystrophy. Usually reserved for close friends and/or corporate sponsers with enormous checks.
"That Charlie Callas is a marvellous pussycat mush."
by creedmoor October 10, 2004
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