Pubic hair shaved in the shape of Der Fuhrer's moustache.
"Spread your legs and let my penis invade the Poland of your Hitler moustache!"
Yiddish slang that translates into "go take a shit in the ocean."
"You can gey cocken offen yom if you expect me to pay $5.00 for ground beef."
If Liberace were black and playing the piano today he'd be called Niggerace. Coined by Eddie Murphy in the remake of Jerry Lewis' "The Nutty Professor." In the Lewis version, Buddy Love turns to the piano player and says, "Tubby, rest your thumbs." In the Murphy version, Love tells "Niggerace" to take a break.
"Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm Niggerace. I'd like you to meet my brother Cleophus."
The high-beams of you car's headlights.
"Jeez, that jagoff behind me has been driving with his brights on for the past five miles!"
As men get older, what happens when they go to the bathroom
"Hey, Gramps. Do your balls hit the water when you take a shit?
"Hey, Nicolai Washington. What's up my bad-breathed Niggeracescu brother?"
A bowel movement that is evacuated with such force that it his the bottom of the bowl and splashes water up against your baskside.
"Man, that doody bomb was like crapping out a watermelon."