56 definitions by creedmoor

A person whose face is bearded, shriveled and generally resembles a vagina.
"Willie Nelson has a cuntface."
by creedmoor June 02, 2006

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
Loser. Bum. Italian term made popular in Martin Scorsese's "Raging Bull."
Jake: "Look how they're making me look. Like the Mama Luke of the year!"
by creedmoor June 02, 2006

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
When someone has both your cock and Callard & Bowser in their mouth at the same time. This creates a heightened sensation during the act of oral copulation. This only works with the mints, not the Altoids Sours.
That Altoids blowjob was curiously strong.
by creedmoor August 24, 2006

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
A big wad of singles with a fifty dollar bill surrounding them to give the impression of wealth.
"Don't let him fool you. It's a Kansas City bankroll."
by Creedmoor October 11, 2004

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
Guaranteed to give you a boner.
"Is there anyone less bonerfide than Mother Angelica?"
by Creedmoor December 11, 2005

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
A term used for something that has been sanitized in order to project the sanctity of family values.
"I hate Las Vegas. It's become so Disneyfied."
by Creedmoor October 11, 2004

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
Pussy farts. After a good, hard fuck that pumps a lot of air into the vagina, the sound that emerges from a woman's birth canal. Guaranteed to make you laugh. Unlike their rectal counterparts, pussy farts do not smell.
"What a cunt trumpet! She's the Louis Armstrong of queefers! Play 'Freebird!'"
by Creedmoor April 25, 2006

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug