the proudest and most manly game played on the face of the earth. rolling, tossing, throwing or hurling any and all recreational balls
into opponents genitalia with masterful control and pin point accuracy. annihilating, possibly permanently damaging, thwarting, beasting and or rendering your rival, (who was most likeyly asking for it) useless are all results of such an awesome, manmazing and mantacular sport.
holy shit, my balls hurt so much! i'm never playing dong pong with you guys again!