A pineapple monster is a fictional creature that will nom internet connections, and kill several people in the process. Pineaple monsters can be found any place that has a terrible internet connection. They also enjoy sunny days, yellow jellybeans, and classic VW bugs.
Be careful! You're internet connection could be next!
Kid 1: "Yesterday i was on the computer and my internet dropped!!"
Kid 2: "sounds like you've got yourself a pineapple monster."