An act of which a most un-intellegent person who has indulged in syntetic narcotics wigs out after feeling like they are O.D'ing. Often the subject/spanner who is "falling off the dragon" Will be found flat on their back making pirate like noises. A person who has fallen off the dragon can be revived simply by pouring cold water on them.
Person 1. "Oh dear, looks like Tony has fallen off the dragon" Person 2. "what makes you say that?" "Person 1. "he is lying on the floor screaming like captain blackbeard"
Tony "hey guys, sorry I fell off the dragon last night, too many sunthetics Im affraid."
A. is useless
B. is stupid
C. is blind
D. is deaf
E. is incontinent
F. gets stuck on or in the toilet
G. has pants around their neck
H. wakes up at the sparrows fart
I. thinks the microwave is the televison
J. thinks the smoke alarm is the telephone
K. shouts at everything
L. tells rediculas jokes then litterally wets themselves while laughing at it
M. Falls over alot
N. has trouble finishing weeing
O. shits into a bag
P. drives their car into everything
Q. has a rediculas name like Merv or Mavis
R. thinks everything causes brain tumors
S. gets goverment money and blows it on bingo
T. makes a scene in the cafe line up
U. forgets who their children are
V. hates forigners
W. takes lots of pills
X. takes up bed spaces in hospitals
Y. don't have the decency to kick the bucket while their dignity is intact
Z. have heart attacks at the drop of a hat.
Oh, and have wrinkly skin!
That old person is useless, he just crashed into that rubbish bin then shouted at the Indian cabby who tried to help him after he fell out of the drivers side door.