3 definitions by craigy1876
The centre of the universe. God's second home. Home also of the greatest football team ever
Is this Heaven? Naw mate, even better it's Falkirk
by craigy1876 Dec 8, 2007 add a video
A village just outside of Falkirk. UFO capital of the world
There's a lot of aliens in Bonnybridge
by Craigy1876 Oct 7, 2007 add a video
Dunfermline aka Scumfermline. Home to many people born of incest. Home also to the stupid and dillusional. A backwards town where the horse and cart is still the main mode of transport and where hygenie is still a mystery. A town where aeroplanes are called iron birds.
A town where hillbillys would feel superior.
And Duelling Banjos is the towns anthem
Yuck what's that smell? Its Dunfermline
by Craigy1876 Mar 21, 2007 add a video