3 definitions by craigy1876
| 1. | falkirk | ||
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The centre of the universe. God's second home. Home also of the greatest football team ever Is this Heaven? Naw mate, even better it's Falkirk
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| 2. | Bonnybridge | ||
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A village just outside of Falkirk. UFO capital of the world There's a lot of aliens in Bonnybridge
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| 3. | dunfermline | ||
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Dunfermline aka Scumfermline. Home to many people born of incest. Home also to the stupid and dillusional. A backwards town where the horse and cart is still the main mode of transport and where hygenie is still a mystery. A town where aeroplanes are called iron birds.
A town where hillbillys would feel superior. And Duelling Banjos is the towns anthem Yuck what's that smell? Its Dunfermline
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