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4 definitions by craigD

 
1.
A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.
That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!
by craigD June 25, 2006
 
2.
A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.
That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!
by craigD June 26, 2006
 
3.
An inferior sexual climax, usually very muted and of short duration, that leaves one generally unsatisfied or with a feeling of lack, the cause of which can vary, but some of the reasons can be: an unattractive partner, a particularly bad partner, lack of a partner, distraction/preoccupation with something else, severe intoxication, among others.
George: How was your date with Crystal last night? Did you score?

Jerry: Meh...yeah, but during the act, I began taking a good, long look at that weird mole on her neck - did you know there are 7 hairs growing out of that thing? - anyway, I kept staring at it in a repulsed trance - I couldn't tear my eyes away - and I only managed to pop off a microgasm.

George: Are you going to see her again?

Jerry: ...I don't think so.
by craigD October 14, 2006
 
4.
Snotted All Over Keyboard

When you read or see something on the internet and are taken by surprise by its humor, Laughing Out Loud (LOL) spontaneously, blowing snot out of your nose, ideally, but not necessarily, all over your keyboard.
BJ: Hillary is such an evil person. LOL.

Snowman: Yes, we know that & know how you feel. You keep saying that. Sounds like some unrequited mommy issues to me. You're such a LOLtard.

CD: SAOK!
by craigD August 22, 2006