2 definitions by crackpageant

Blizzoned

(Adj.) The combination of being both blazed and stoned simultaneously when you're so incredibly high that just one term alone cannot explain your state of mind.

I got so blizzoned this afternoon I sucked a cambodian hooker's dick for a Big Gulp.

by crackpageant June 11, 2010

Crack Pageant

A group of crackheads assembled for whatever reason or purpose.

If you walk by the soup kitchen around noon, you can see the crack pageant go around the entire block.

by crackpageant July 24, 2010