The Welsh language has good swear words. Actually, those are the only Welsh words I know.
Ydy hi'n wir fod Seimon yn bwchio Dafydd?
Simon sure is shafting David.
Welsh people sing well too. I mean, you know that chick whose... young.. and she was in that movie with the singing? she was Welsh, or played a Welsh person. Her father was a drunk rock star.
Timmy: Do you like Dragons?
Sam: Why, yes I do, Timmy.
Timmy: The Welsh flag has a dragon on it, bitch!
Sam: Blow me.