To Epople - Epopling
by which bubble-wrap is purged of air.
Epopling is carried
out in many ways, but the most frequent method
(and only method certified
by the International Epopling Authority) involves firm placements of thumbs upon bubbles until all air is released in a sharp and satisfying manner.
Many people have referred
as "popping" bubble-wrap, but this
insidious degradation of language is committed by uneducated simpletons
who are unaware of proper Epopling etiquette.
Freddy: Hey, whatya got there?
Olive: It's a big bundle
Freddy: Oh hand it over! I love to pop it!
Olive: THAT'S EPOPLE YOU WRETCHED WHELP!