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ivc
abbreviation for "involuntarily celibate." These individuals have no religious or moral reasons for being a virgin, nor do they wish to be virgins. Individuals falling into this category most likely suffer from other ailments including social retardation, desperation, and porn addiction. If you are friends with an ivc it would be best to purchase them a hooker as they lack the ability to get the job done themselves. They will greatly appreciate it.
I put no effort into my personal appearance, yet I make up for it in my yu-gi-oh card playing skills. I could be a more active member of society, but I'd rather watch an episode of Family Guy that I can quote word for word due to the fact that i've seen this episode 20 times (literally). Why can't I find a girl to sex with!

^IVC
by cottoncandyworld March 22, 2010

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