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1 definition by cottagecheese

 
1.
The kind of sex midgets have. When two midgets screw, their asses look bigger than their faces.
Papa Smurf: "Hey Mama Smurf, hows a little Rumpy-Pumpy?"

Mama Smurf: "Fuck off, I'm masturbating"
by cottagecheese June 03, 2010