The extremely cheap but shiny plastic that all apple products are made from.
Treated with a special shine agent which an iTard
can detect from almost 4 miles away with their sense of tard
A metal version is rumoured to be available, but has been proven to be nothing more than a thin veneer of aluminium over more applastic, with the logo showing through.
Comes in any colour, so long as that colour is white.
Has a rotten apple silhouette stamped in every sheet.