A most deprived sexual act
known to men and moose anywhere. Is a cleveland steamer
variation, where at the beginning of sexual act, one partner (preferably a moose) takes a dump on the other.
After this, the shit is soaked in maple syrup
and put outside/into the fridge. After several minutes of wild sex with the moose, you take the frozen dump out, and use it as an oral dildo
, enjoying it's sweet taste while you gag on it
Originally it used to be a threesome. Based on gender of the moose and other partners, they would enjoy either a double penetration
, or one would use a Stanley Cup as an anal dildo
Note! This cleveland steamer
variation does not allow a steamroll
combo! The shit will be too hard and will not smear as effectively + it's really hard to train a moose that way (although there were claims that this is possible with reindeer's) .
<A> Man, you've heard about that sick fuck from Canada
<B> Dunno, some say he's a coprophiliac
, and some that zoophiliac
. You know which?
<A> Dude! He's been through whole Canada's History!
<B> Oh man, and he startet off by liking the beaver more than usual.