The opposite of 'swallowage'. The act of spitting out, instead of swallowing, a man's jizz-load or cum, after a man ejaculates into a woman's(or man's) mouth, during the act of fellatio or getting a B.J.
. Yet, sometimes, accompanied by vomit, as the jizz has actually been ingested and then puked out. Almost synonymous with jizz-spat
, though jizz-spat is more of an immediate reaction of spitting out the cum before it reaches the person's stomach.
Girl: 'Slob, slob, slob, slurp, glump, glurg, gulp, CACK!!!'
Guy: 'Hey, slag-face
, what's up, no swallowage
Girl: 'Ewwww, no WAY!!! I would never do something gross like that!'
Guy: 'Well, then, you'd better clean up all that spattage
on my expensive shag rug, along with that period blood....slag
The opposite of swallowage
, the act of spitting out, instead of swallowing, a man's jizz-load
or cum, after a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, during the act of fellatio or getting a 'B.J.'. Synonymous with spattage
Guy: 'Hey, chica, you don't swallow??? WTF?'
Chick: 'Gross, I would never!'
Guy: 'Well, then you better clean up that 'jizz-spat' off of my expensive comforter, slag-face
An adjective defining the feeling a man has after receiving an incredibly glorious blow-job, in which the woman usually swallows his load hungrily and smiles, maybe laughs or even giggles about the swallowage.
Can be used in other arenas as well, not just pertaining to 'post-B.J.' situations. Usually in reference to expectations of a chick or group of chicks by a group of guys in a bar or other venue where alcoholic beverages are purveyed.
Girl: 'Glug, glug, glug, slurp....smack'
Guy: 'Wow, babe, that was soooooo fuckin' knob-slobberific!'
Girl: 'For me too! Thanks for the protein-shake! Yummy and salty!'
Buddy #1: 'Those chicks look kinda knob-slobberific, bro!'
Buddy #2: 'Yeah, except for the chick with the pancake-tits and horse-teeth'
Buddy #3: 'Soooo right, man, those teeth could grate cheese'
A term for a mousy-type woman, who might wear glasses and have a beak-like nose, and somewhat pretentious about films and stage performances, very dorky about such things and all, and has a preference for melted cheese on almost any other type of food other than unmelted cheese.
A cheese-bird may be known to smear brie on white bread and consider it a delicacy, or eat wheels of cheddar in just a few days. The cheese-bird strays from cheeses like Morbier, Stilton, and Cambazola. The cheese-bird prefers basic American cheeses such as Colby, Monterey Jack, Mild Cheddar, and even Sharp Cheddar too! And scoffs in maniacal laughter at the mention of Velveeta, somewhat pretentious in her faux-expertise on the subject of high-class varieties of American-made cheeses. She may consider her knowledge that 'chevre' is the French equivalent of 'goat cheese', and attempt to advise others, who already know as such, of such inanities.
Cheese-birds are known to fly to Wisconsin for winter, and sometimes, their bellies become so filled with cheese in such a cheese-fueled society there, that they can't fly out of the cheese-bird ponds from too much cheese-weight, and their legs then become frozen there in the icy pond, and they die there, lonely corpses, farting out fetid, sulfuric cheese-farts from their rotted and frozen cheese-bird zombie corpses.
Buddy #1: 'Are you still dating that 'cheese-bird'?
Buddy #2 'Well, kind of.....I mean, last I heard she was working at a renaissance fair, selling pickles and all. She's actually called 'The Pickle Girl', I mean, that's her stage name or whatever.'
Buddy #1: 'Man, when's that cheese-bird flying to Wisconsin, bro?'
Buddy #2: 'Dude, pretty soon, hopefully soon, actually. Pretty sure Renaissance Fair season is over now and all.'
Buddy #1: 'Fuck yeah, yo, maybe she'll get stuck in a cheese-pond, whuuuuttt????'
A term of endearment, used by a man or a woman, in reference to their partner, after the man ejaculates either inside of or over the other's anus. Also, can be used as a derogatory term for gay men, but only rarely, and in jest amongst straight men, who are feigning 'gayness' for the amusement of friends and/or family.
Gay guy #1: 'Hey there, slippery-tail
, how'd you like that last bung-load
Gay guy #2: 'Ohhhhh, marvelous, my jizzy-boy, thanks kindly, when may I have another?'
Gay guy #1: 'Hold your horses there, humpy-buns
, I gotta reload and do some more coke.
This is what you call your cock after it's been in someone's ass, male or female, and has a bit of poo or shit encrusted on it.
Check out my assy-cock, babe, that poop came from YOUR asshole, can you believe it??? Weird!!!
A term of endearment, used in reference to one's female partner after the act of ejaculating on her breasts.
Guy: 'Like 'at pearl necklace
I dun' gave you there, slippery-tits
Girl: 'Oh, yes, it's beautiful actually! Thanks soooooo, sooooo much, babe! When can I have another???'