another of the various
smacks used to to shame
drunken co-workers, friends, friends' moms, girlfriends, etc. often
left behind is a lump or two of smegma
as the proof of smacking if nobody else is around.
proper technique: stand above victim and remove anteater from
pants. slowly swip across nose or upper lip of victim. yell, "foreskiiiiiiiiiin SMACK"