Marapets Restricted Chat
A bunch of posers who live the life of cookies, brownies, and other fatty foods inhabited by an 18 year old grandma who takes care of all the children. They aren't creative enough to come up with anything on their own, so they copy everyone else! They prefer to "chat" properly and anyone who does not speak as well as they do are automatically considered a newb. Their post count controls and owns their life.
Person making a topic in ReC: "Hi I need to get to 9000 posts by tonight! Chat? Serving milk and cookies for everyone! NO NEWBS ALLOWED! ^__^"