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When a person inserts a tampon into their anus and ties a loop in the string and tries to pick up objects and carry them to a specific location without dropping said object.
Sammy's mom and I were playing the crane game and Sammy's mom tried to pick up a lava lamp when she fell on it. Needless to say that wasn't the only thing to go in her ass that day.
by contr0l December 12, 2005

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