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16 definitions by connorsji

 
8.
a boesker happens when a man's scrotum is sweaty and sticks to the inside of his leg.
Nic: "Dude, it's like 100 degrees out here!"

Phil: "Yeah, i totally have a boesker."

Nic: "Me too. I've had to shake my leg like ten times to try to get rid of it."

Phil: "I think I need a spatula."
by connorsji May 01, 2009
 
9.
a poisonous bitch; an odorless and tasteless woman who will slowly take your life with each breath.
Gary: "Hey, where is that girl Kristen?"

Jim: "Dude, stay away from her. She's a real Carmen Monoxide!"
by connorsji May 22, 2009
 
10.
A disease that causes a person to fall apart at night while having an epileptic seizure.
Jim: "What happened to your arm, Dave? Where did it go?"

Dave: "Well, last night, my wife was blinking a flashlight off and on in bed. I fell asleep and must have a narcolelptic seizure."

Jim: "What the hell is that?"

Dave: "Narcolepelepsy. Don't screw with me. I'm missing an arm."
by connorsji September 04, 2009
 
11.
1. An ingredient of a cough drop that a moron or retard would ingest when they are sick.

2. What a retarded koala eats in Australia.
Dave: "Hey, Chuck. Want a Halls Mentalyptus?"

Chuck (coughing): "Ahem, what?"

Dave: "Do you need a Halls Mentalyptus?"

Chuck (coughing again): "Ahem, what?"

Dave: "You retard, do you need a cough drop?"

Chuck (coughing yet again): "Ahem, what?"

Dave: "Yes you do! And a lobotomy while we are at it!"

Chuck (coughing for a fourth time): "Ahem, what?"
by connorsji November 09, 2009
 
12.
A Rip Van Shtinkel is when someone farts so badly while they are asleep that the sound and odor wake them up.
Dave pulled off such a bad Rip Van Shtinkel that no only did it wake him up, it also woke up his wife and his two cats.
by connorsji December 23, 2009
 
13.
death by eating bad hummus
Detective Connors: "This was clearly a case of hummuscide."

Distraught Wife: "I know he was murdered!"

Detective Connors: "No, you stupid twit. He ate the hummus you made. Look at the crap you put in there! You killed him!"
by connorsji January 18, 2010
 
14.
Diane: "You can't spend your money from the grave, Dave."

Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"

Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"

Dave: "No, spookers."

Diane: "What are spookers?"

Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"
by connorsji January 22, 2010