a boesker happens when a man's scrotum is sweaty and sticks to the inside of his leg.
Nic: "Dude, it's like 100 degrees out here!"
Phil: "Yeah, i totally have a boesker."
Nic: "Me too. I've had to shake my leg like ten times to try to get rid of it."
Phil: "I think I need a spatula."
a poisonous bitch; an odorless and tasteless woman who will slowly take your life with each breath.
Gary: "Hey, where is that girl Kristen?"
Jim: "Dude, stay away from her. She's a real Carmen Monoxide!"
A disease that causes a person to fall apart at night while having an epileptic seizure.
Jim: "What happened to your arm, Dave? Where did it go?"
Dave: "Well, last night, my wife was blinking a flashlight off and on in bed. I fell asleep and must have a narcolelptic seizure."
Jim: "What the hell is that?"
Dave: "Narcolepelepsy. Don't screw with me. I'm missing an arm."
1. An ingredient of a cough drop that a moron or retard would ingest when they are sick.
2. What a retarded koala eats in Australia.
Dave: "Hey, Chuck. Want a Halls Mentalyptus?"
Chuck (coughing): "Ahem, what?"
Dave: "Do you need a Halls Mentalyptus?"
Chuck (coughing again): "Ahem, what?"
Dave: "You retard, do you need a cough drop?"
Chuck (coughing yet again): "Ahem, what?"
Dave: "Yes you do! And a lobotomy while we are at it!"
Chuck (coughing for a fourth time): "Ahem, what?"
A Rip Van Shtinkel is when someone farts so badly while they are asleep that the sound and odor wake them up.
Dave pulled off such a bad Rip Van Shtinkel that no only did it wake him up, it also woke up his wife and his two cats.
death by eating bad hummus
Detective Connors: "This was clearly a case of hummuscide."
Distraught Wife: "I know he was murdered!"
Detective Connors: "No, you stupid twit
. He ate the hummus you made. Look at the crap you put in there! You killed him!"
Diane: "You can't spend your money from the grave, Dave."
Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"
Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"
Dave: "No, spookers."
Diane: "What are spookers?"
Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"