1 definition by conner hansen

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fat colossal massive eats her own fat ass to death, Having too much flesh corpulent, fatty, fleshy, gross, obese, overblown, overweight, porcine, portly, stout, weighty, corpulent, fatty, fleshy, gross, obese, overblown, overweight, porcine, portly, stout, weighty, thick, hairy, werewolf, fleecy, furry, fuzzy, hirsute, pilose, woolly, hella self centered and ugly
oh you eat like a shireen.would you date shireen? no id rather fuck a unicorn porcipine with a three some. you smell like poop mixed with fart and hint of asparagus plus Bo all churned into one, LIKE SHIREEN!!!! you're a man LIKE SHIREEN.that was such a shireen move, she baked 500000000000 cupcakes and chugged it all down while blending it with diet coke.
by conner hansen May 18, 2008
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