10 definitions by confederateflorida

Top Definition
The simple sexual act of forcing yourself to throw up into another person's mouth, usually in the result of the other person eating it.
I felt sick from all the burritos I ate for lunch, so I just gave Kimberly a mexican cold lunch to help me bust a nut real quick.
#cum #vomit #jizz #ass #anal #anus #pussy #asian
by ConfederateFlorida July 10, 2008
Land area in southern Florida over 4,300 square miles large (3 times the size of Rhode Island). Home to the famous Florida prairies, dotted with swamps, lakes, and hammocks. Over 300 species of birds live here, along with 43 species of mosquitoes (13 biting species). Biome is Tropical Grassland, with hot humid summers, and mild humid winters. Spectacular thunderstorms sweep over the area from spring to fall due to the convergence of Gulf of Mexico and Atlantic Ocean air masses over interior Florida. Very few towns exist within the Everglades, including Ochopee (home to world's smallest post office), Flamingo, Miccosukee Indian Reserve, Belle Glade, South Bay, Goodland, Everglades City, and Chockoloskee to name the major ones. Hurricanes ravage the area every decade or less, and are responsible for the demise of the Okeechobee south shore development boom of the early 20th century. A beautiful area for it's wild life, land, Indian culture, ghost towns, and erratic weather.
"The Florida Everglades is one of the most unique areas in the United States, as it is the only tropical grassland in the country with a wide array of animals and land forms."
#florida #everglades #mickosukee #ochopee #belle glade #muck #city #goodland #chokoloskee #cape sable #mosquito
by ConfederateFlorida September 23, 2009
The act of taking a really drunk girl (or guy), putting them in your passenger seat, then driving around really recklessly to get them sick. When they stick their head out the window to throw up, you roll up the window to trap their head out (but dont cut off air), pull down their pants, and fuck their ass silly. The vomiting will cause tension and contractions in the body of the trapped person, clenching the muscles of the ass around your dick, causing an orgasmic sensation.
I saw Kristin was really drunk at the party, and her ass was looking great, so I took her for a ride and gave her the old Albuquerque Firehydrant.
#vomit #ass #anal #sex #shit #cum #car #party #anus #pussy
by ConfederateFlorida June 22, 2008
An alligator. They're called Florida speed bumps by locals in non-metro areas of Florida because alligators tend to use the sunlight heated roads as heat rocks. They sprawl out across the middle of the road, and serve as a huge, scaly, armor plated speed bump. The bigger ones will not flatten if you hit them, it will just tear up your car real good.
Dale - "Hey Jamie, what the hell did we just hit?"

Jamie - "I reckon we just hit one hell of a Florida speed bump!"
#florida #speed #bump #alligator #crocodile #city #scat #miami
by ConfederateFlorida September 21, 2009
Honda engine

Cars: 1990-1993 Acura Integra LS,GS,RS
Power: 130hp 121ft/lb ('90-'91)
140hp 121ft/lb ('92-'93)
Disp: 1834cc
Compression: 9.2:10
If I had an Integra with a B18a1, I would probably just sleeve the block, build the internals, and throw a nice turbo kit on it, due to its larger displacement then the b16 vtecs.
#acura #integra #b18 #drugs #ecstacy #honda #japan
by ConfederateFlorida July 10, 2008
Year: 1980 (concept)

Engine: 5.3L V8 16v DOHC /Twin Turbo
Power: 600hp/500lb.ft torque
Turbo: TO4B Garrett AiResearcher Turbochargers
Top Speed: 191mph
0-60mph: 5.1 seconds
Drive: MR
Suspension: front double wishbone, rear de dion axle, anti-roll, coil springs

That Aston Martin Bulldog is so flat i could drive over it
#aston martin #british #car #racecar #nascar #exotic
by ConfederateFlorida July 10, 2008
A concept car developed by Peugeot in 1984.

specifications...

Engine: I4 16v DOHC biturbo
Power: 600hp/98 ft.lbs torque
Chassis: Peugeot 205 Turbo 16
Suspension: Formula 1 double wishbone
Drive: AWD
Look at that Quasar over there, the French actually made a cool looking car.
#peugeot #quasar #racecar #turbo #france
by ConfederateFlorida July 10, 2008
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