2 definitions by con serving time

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The heat felt from ones farts. It can be felt through direct contact with the fart, or afterward through contact with seat cushions that were just in contact with the fart.
*guy puts hand on seat cushion*

-"why is this seat cushion warm!? Is this body heat or fart heat?"
by con serving time January 18, 2011

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The act of slapping your penis back and fourth against your body, either side to side or up to down, to create a slapping noise.

One usually engages in this act when either drunk, in strange sexual situations, or in the mirror for your own entertainment. In some rarer situations it has been used in celebration of victory, or high achievements.
"Hey Jon, Ill give you 20 buck ifs you go in the kitchen and do a slap dance in front of grandma"
by con serving time January 18, 2011

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