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4 definitions by collins92

 
1.
To speen is to blame an individual for causing you to forget something that they should not have know about yet should have told you anyway.
JESUS KIM! You bloody speened again!
by Collins92 July 22, 2008
 
2.
A limited reference to a persons inability to understand simple topics.
"The effects of quantum mechanics are typically not observable on macroscopic scales, but become evident at the atomic and subatomic level. There are however exceptions to this rule such as superfluidity." reply "Ye Stone-Age"

"Simmer on low for 10 minutes" reply "Stone age?"
by collins92 July 22, 2008
 
3.
UBS
Acronym for: Ultra Bean Sauce

often found in super cafe's that serve exotic beans
"Oh Man! i spilt my UBS..."

"Do you want UBS on that?"
by Collins92 July 22, 2008
 
4.
To Chainsaw and object
"Steve proceeded to chaw his cheesecake"
by Collins92 July 22, 2008