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2 definitions by collegekid153

 
1.
the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm going to be a college drop out in about 5 seconds.
by collegekid153 October 03, 2008
 
2.
1. Man who's dick you suck so he won't dump you.

2. Man who you do laundry, cook, and clean for so he won't dump you.

3. Man who you sit next to on the couch while he's watching Playboy shows on tv and pretend you're having fun so he won't dump you.

4. Man who you're not exactly sure why you care if he dumped you but you do.
I dont understand why we all want to have a boyfriend. but we do.
by collegekid153 October 03, 2008